"Not this time," she says, shaking her head. "My dumb ass slipped on a
patch of ice and took a spill." She rolls her eyes at herself. "Doctor
said that if I'd have a drink I'd have fallen relaxed and probably not have
hurt myself, which just feels like the universe is an asshole."
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Date: 2021-02-23 07:02 pm (UTC)"Not this time," she says, shaking her head. "My dumb ass slipped on a patch of ice and took a spill." She rolls her eyes at herself. "Doctor said that if I'd have a drink I'd have fallen relaxed and probably not have hurt myself, which just feels like the universe is an asshole."