“In that case,” he says with a smooth chuckle, trying not to be so embarrassing. Back home, Steve thought he was cool. He thought he knew a lot, but now he realizes that he was very wrong.
Still, he knows how to flirt, even if it won’t lead anywhere, so he lifts Alex’s hand to press a playful kiss to her knuckles before letting it go.
“An excellent deal,” he tells her with a grin. “Alright, lead the way so you can take my lapdance virginity and tease me with your perfect tits.”
He has very little female friends he could say that to without feeling like a rude asshole. Probably just her, actually. And Ygritte, but he can say anything to her. Friends you can practice your dirty talk on probably deserve their own category.
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Date: 2020-03-05 06:14 pm (UTC)Still, he knows how to flirt, even if it won’t lead anywhere, so he lifts Alex’s hand to press a playful kiss to her knuckles before letting it go.
“An excellent deal,” he tells her with a grin. “Alright, lead the way so you can take my lapdance virginity and tease me with your perfect tits.”
He has very little female friends he could say that to without feeling like a rude asshole. Probably just her, actually. And Ygritte, but he can say anything to her. Friends you can practice your dirty talk on probably deserve their own category.