"Fuck, I hope it's, like, over-dramatic-trashy and not, like, borderline-porn-trashy." He does not need to accidentally pop wood just because he's watching something hot, and he doesn't need Alex to get horny from it, either. Whether she would or not, he has no idea, but he remembers that zing she'd felt when he'd physically moved her around a little. She's his friend, that's... that's not something he wants to feel.